koan

a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly associated with the teaching of Zen buddhism. A koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.

One of the most famous koans is "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

koan by Figleaf23 December 9, 2008

Koan

Someone who invents sexual conquest stories to sound superior or to impress friends.

Guy 1: Dude that guy is such a Koan.

Guy 2: Yeh man I know last week he told me he lost his virginity giving a girl a dirty sanchez when he was 14.

Guy 1: Haha. What a loser.

Koan by ArghDontTouchMe November 9, 2008

Koan

He's probably very seggsy and sussy and a Chad very big pp gets pussy and dick 😳😳🏳️ 🌈🌈🍆💦 he's literally dababy cracked at fortnite my guy uhhhhh add me on discord cus why not lil nas x#6384

Koan sucks dick owo

Koan by Vhffkjudfffh November 24, 2021

Koan

Great couple perfect for each other and will marry each other

Keegan and sloan my idols aka Koan

Koan by sajiofhsfdkj March 20, 2022

Koan

Power couple

I wish I could have a relationship like koan

Koan by sajiofhsfdkj March 20, 2022

Koan

koan is the chillest dude around, always speaking real shit.

damn did you hear that koan has a 12" dick

Koan by brainrot January 17, 2023

quasi-koan 

An alternative, more humorous deviation from the traditional koan in the Eastern philosophical realm such as:

A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.

Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.

i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"

A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.

i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?

"If someone farts in a kitten's face, does the kitten know it is being disrespected?"

Hey! That's a quasi-koan!

quasi-koan by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010