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Pronounced "K'ne". When you develop a lump on your arm next to your elbow and fear for the worst, but get reassured by your friends that it is bursitis, but you're just not that convinced, so you keep talking about it and your spouse tries to threaten you that you'll sleep outside if you dont stop talking about it, but has a full blown seizure and rants KNE.
I'm going to put him in the shed if he says that kne more fucking time!
kne by ifoundalump April 5, 2020
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When you have butter fingers typing and flipping T9 auto correct can't figure out you mean one
I love this KNE! i mean one.
KNE by TOTMAN January 29, 2025
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1. just plain old "knew it"
2. luke and maggie's profession (well more like an obsession since we dont get paid)
we win! you lose :(
kne wit by snot me April 25, 2004

We-kne job 

Pronounced wee-knee job

To get the skin of a wenis and knenis and to rub it on a penis
Alice rubbed her wenis and Jan rubbed her knenis on my penis until I erupted on them both. It was a spectacular we-kne job
We-kne job by ShrexyMf69 August 1, 2022

mrs. kneebone

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011
Another name for a lazy fat bitch
Person #1 Where is the opening manager?

Person# 2They are probably in the office being a knesek
knesek by Better friends October 10, 2021

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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