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the klippa 

Pulling "The Klippa" is the act of being caught finger bashing a girl by the girls mother, then instead of taking your fingers out of the girl you keep them inside her and look absolutely flabbergasted at the mother. Then being scared of the mother telling your mother as they work in the same place.
Mate I pulled "the klippa" last night! scared as shit now!
the klippa by Mexiccone February 22, 2014
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Klipmaballs 

When you're receiving head and the bitch bites yo dick off.
Malik suffered a major injury

Malik: Oh ya, keep sucking that shit.
Jazmine: Oh you'll see...
Malik: What was that??
Jazmine: *bites it off
Malik: AHHHH BITCH U Klipmaballs WHAT THE FU...
Jazmine: Don't cheat next time
Malik: SOMEONE HELPP!!!
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Magazine, the One That Holds (Bullets/Cartridges/Ammo) in a Gun.
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-Here You Go, Catch.
-Thx.
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