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the klippa 

Pulling "The Klippa" is the act of being caught finger bashing a girl by the girls mother, then instead of taking your fingers out of the girl you keep them inside her and look absolutely flabbergasted at the mother. Then being scared of the mother telling your mother as they work in the same place.
Mate I pulled "the klippa" last night! scared as shit now!
the klippa by Mexiccone February 22, 2014
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Klipmaballs 

When you're receiving head and the bitch bites yo dick off.
Malik suffered a major injury

Malik: Oh ya, keep sucking that shit.
Jazmine: Oh you'll see...
Malik: What was that??
Jazmine: *bites it off
Malik: AHHHH BITCH U Klipmaballs WHAT THE FU...
Jazmine: Don't cheat next time
Malik: SOMEONE HELPP!!!
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Dude i just watched Sean Klitzner and i need to go change my pants...
Sean Klitzner by Mein Schtinker January 8, 2012

Klipitese 

A backwoods language spoken only in upper michigan by drunk persons
I got so drunk last night i started speaking Klipitese!!
Klipitese by BobbyBreakDown November 8, 2010
The Best Damn Speakers in The World!!!
Those are Very Clear Speakers? Yes They are Klipsch!!!
klipsch by Klipsch4271 August 21, 2006
klitz is a nerd with a big dick
“look at him did you see him in that sex ed video?”
“oh yeah that’s klitz”
klitz by Vsshatt May 18, 2022
Magazine, the One That Holds (Bullets/Cartridges/Ammo) in a Gun.
-Im Out, I need 1 More Klip
-Here You Go, Catch.
-Thx.
Klip by EJey August 6, 2009