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by GoldenGirl22 April 27, 2024
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Klokk

An ancient beast which dates back to medieval periods. Its old age lead to lack of hair which leaves a big bald spot on his head. Due to it Living in the sewers for years, it lead to the shrinkening of his eyes, making them nothing more that slanted pebbles. These creatures have a hump on their back (like a dromedary camel) and are attracted to hairy nosey school boys (or bears).
They live of minimum wage and have the poorest living standards in existance.
Are also lazy and non productive and can only speak limited words (hello and ok)
GEORGE! GET YOUR LAZY BONES UP YOU GOT SOME TIRES TO FIX.
-deb the dunker, boss of the current klokk.
by Maurice from Albania January 8, 2018
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Klakky

The term used by British soldiers for confectionary sold out in the field. Usually from a pre-arranged fund for each Company of men, the Company Quarter Master will buy a shit-ton of Klakky and sell it cheap to the lads; Bottles of Cola, Pringles, Chocolate bars etc.
"Alright mate, you got any Klakky? I'm fuckin hanging out for a choccy bar."
by RagnarokVI November 9, 2012
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klakklakklak

The sound a crab makes, but in spain
crab: klakklakklak
by john fortnite March 12, 2020
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klakker bag

the klakking of your balls against the inner thigh
whilst penetrating a sheep or mountain goat the bag swings from side to side hiktting the thigh or backwards and forwards slapping your ass hence the name klakker bag
by cookie 316 October 15, 2008
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klokkespel

Afrikaans for 'chimes' or the sound of bells ringing. It refers to a man who doesn't wear underwear and thus hanging loser than usual.
There was quite a klokkespel that day when John from Scotland arrived with his kilt at the party.
by marries December 12, 2010
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