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kiwi kitty 

A kiwi that suspiciously looks like a kitty...
Karen: "I got some kiwis Kevin!"
Kevin: "That looks like a kiwi kitty"
kiwi kitty by mintyfresh47263 March 15, 2023

Kiwi Keen 

A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.
Kiwi Keen:

Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"

Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen 

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.
I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

kiwi kiwi 

verb
1. So yummy, very delicious as kiwi
2. A way to make people think you are dumb ass or tried to be gross
Example: "the hotdog is so kiwi kiwi"
kiwi kiwi by theycallmeMark June 6, 2023
Like an Aussie kiss, but next door.
I French kissed this girl, then I aussie kissed this girl, and then finally I kiwi kissed this girl.
Kiwi kiss by Tana's Handbag August 8, 2006

Kiwi kichi 

Gay and European tik tok user obsessed with witch's heart
"You're gay, European, and obsessed with witch's heart. You're such a kiwi kichi"
Kiwi kichi by UwU is still valid September 8, 2023