kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.
What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!
by Dermit July 23, 2006
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KINDER SUPRISE

A black female giving birth to an albino child
Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 04, 2021
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Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023
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