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Kiss-less, Hug-less, Handhold-less, Touch-less virgin. This is the ultimate form of virgin and is rare in its on right. A KHHTV hasn't even been touched by a member of the opposite sex. Beyond ages of 30, these creatures are hopeless husks of men who once had potential, but now are doomed to die in their filth as cheeto dust clogs up their lungs and their sweat mutates into alien bacteria ready to consume their flesh.
-You know that loser Jim, from high school?
-What about him?
-At 35 yrs old, he's still a KHHTV
-That has surely committed toaster bath by this point if that's true
KHHTV by themastermainde November 4, 2019
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Kissless, hugless, and handholdless virgin. Usually aspie, and [autistic] men, in their early 20's, but in some cases in their 30's who failed to socialize and fit in because of either bullying or trauma. Nearly always NEETs. Some of them are incels, while some of them are robots. Continually being in this state may lead to suicide.
It never even began for me bros, unless i get the rope, i will grow old a KHHV.
khhv by Harakiri445 January 3, 2021
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Kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin. aka an incel.
Knocked out some khhv in a fedora staring at my girl's ass at the subway this morning
khhv by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2017

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026