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Kiss-less, Hug-less, Handhold-less, Touch-less virgin. This is the ultimate form of virgin and is rare in its on right. A KHHTV hasn't even been touched by a member of the opposite sex. Beyond ages of 30, these creatures are hopeless husks of men who once had potential, but now are doomed to die in their filth as cheeto dust clogs up their lungs and their sweat mutates into alien bacteria ready to consume their flesh.
-You know that loser Jim, from high school?
-What about him?
-At 35 yrs old, he's still a KHHTV
-That has surely committed toaster bath by this point if that's true
KHHTV by themastermainde November 4, 2019
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Kissless, hugless, and handholdless virgin. Usually aspie, and autistic men, in their early 20's, but in some cases in their 30's who failed to socialize and fit in because of either bullying or trauma. Nearly always NEETs. Some of them are [incel]s, while some of them are robots. Continually being in this state may lead to suicide.
It never even began for me bros, unless i get the rope, i will grow old a KHHV.
khhv by Harakiri445 January 3, 2021
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Kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin. aka an incel.
Knocked out some khhv in a fedora staring at my girl's ass at the subway this morning
khhv by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2017
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