Pretty much the greatest city in the world. It's on the north end of Lake Washington and has more bowling lanes per capita than anywhere. Not to mention a Casino. It's got lots of sick longboarding hills a few thrift shops. Acapulco Fresh too. And a fuckload of seaplanes.
Kenmore, by the Lake.
by Sir Awesome the Great July 3, 2005
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Kenmore wishes it was Williamsville but it's not because it shares a border with Buffalo, resulting in many robbings and mischief. Because of this the police are always cracking down hard on drivers and youth. The old people are the most yuppiest kind you can find but the kids are all either emo, hipster or wigbag; they try to act ghetto but everyone knows they're from the whitest suburb around.
The two main highschools: Kenmore West and East both suck at sports but still keep up a pretty good rivalry. Kenmore West had a good team once with running back James Malory
*Kenmore is the jackpot of sexy milfs and highschool sluts. When people turn 18 they more to North Buffalo*
The biggest dream of most Kenmore residents is to possibly move to Amherst or Clarence.
Kenmore wishes it was Williamsville but it's not because it shares a border with Buffalo, resulting in many robbings and mischief. Because of this the police are always cracking down hard on drivers and youth. The old people are the most yuppiest kind you can find but the kids are all either emo, hipster or wigbag; they try to act ghetto but everyone knows they're from the whitest suburb around.
The two main highschools: Kenmore West and East both suck at sports but still keep up a pretty good rivalry. Kenmore West had a good team once with running back James Malory
*Kenmore is the jackpot of sexy milfs and highschool sluts. When people turn 18 they more to North Buffalo*
The biggest dream of most Kenmore residents is to possibly move to Amherst or Clarence.
Oh shit we just entered Kenmore, slow down to five miles below the speed limit, lower the radio, and buckle up.
Generic Black Dude: "yea I was driving in Kenmore and the cops pulled me over and arrested me in front of my daughters for no reason."
Generic Black Dude: "yea I was driving in Kenmore and the cops pulled me over and arrested me in front of my daughters for no reason."
by unclejese July 11, 2011
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by Peace_junkie October 29, 2006
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Get the Kenmore state high school Brisbane mug.Just 5 minutes down the road from Buffalo, Ken-West is a highschool in the lovely village of Kenmore, filled with every type of kid you could imagine: the drug addicts, the gang members, the emos... OH the emos, the asshole jocks, the kids who need to grow up, the overachievers and suckups, the ghettos, the goths, the theatre-addicts, the preps.. and many more. It has way too many principals and way too many bad teachers, but not enough parking spaces. The students spend their lives at mighty taco, making an appearance after every function and getting screamed at by cops in the parking lot. They are experts at red-card drills and conversing with evil secretaries (especially in guidance). The Seniors are "the good class" but are pretty much sick of school. The Juniors are lazy- plain and simple. The Sophomores excell at everything and can be spotted pretty much everywhere. The Freshmen act like they're 18 and have problems running people over in the halls as they scurry to class. KW students'lives revolve around beating East, watching TV, and not getting caught cheating on everything. Phrases often heard in the halls include "Shut the fuck up!".... "Yo I got so WASTED last night, where were you?!" and "Yea I know her- we're Myspace friends."
Kenmore West High School... known for student-teacher relationships, spaghetti day, and lots of messed up kids.
by BlueDevil186 November 10, 2008
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by DCC May 11, 2006
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