kankels

the adnormaly large growth of one's ankels. hangs over one's footwear.

My teacher's kankels were so big it looked like her ankels were eating her shoes.

by mrs. peschel April 20, 2004

kankels

This is where your "calf" (Spelled incorectly with a "K" runs into your Ankle. Calf + Ankle = Kankle

DAYUM that girl got some KANKLES on her

by PlayBoy January 6, 2005

kånkelbär

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.

The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.

by canis pecus February 26, 2008

kankles

Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.

Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!

by attentionwhore April 22, 2004

onkel kånkel

The greatest Swedish artist of all time. His lyrics are like poetry.

Have you heard the song "Martin Ljungs Förhud" by Onkel Kånkel? It´s geat!

by MrBrutal October 31, 2003

kankles

when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.

damn, homie! those are some kankles!

by amy May 12, 2004

Hospital Kankles

When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.

*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”

by Sacredfart November 17, 2022