kankels
kankels by mrs. peschel April 20, 2004
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kankels • kanelsnegl • kånkel-bär • kankelized • Kankel Toe • Kankerstaafje • KANKERSTEEN • kankerstokjes • kankerstokkie • Kankesh
kånkelbär
Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.
Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008
kankles
kankles by attentionwhore April 22, 2004
onkel kånkel
onkel kånkel by MrBrutal October 31, 2003
Hospital Kankles
When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Hospital Kankles by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
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