This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it
may only be performed at the
bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants
one eternal companionship with lord Hades.
The Task:
1.
Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)
2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.
3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy
female clit button.
4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.
5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies
Clit Command Center has
now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.
6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"
7. Wash your hands.
