Jyrke 

Best name on planet. So rare that only a few has had the lucky Change of being Named Jyrke in the whole history.

Jyrke was here

Jyrke by Goddaymnyeah November 21, 2021

Stop Flipping My Jerker 

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

Stop Flipping My Jerker by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018

Jesse Jerker 

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

Jesse Jerker by X@ February 12, 2008

jykez 

mostly used in messages, jykez is a odd spelling for jokes.
normally used after saying something as a joke that could be taken the wrong way by the recipient

u r a complete idiot. neva go near me again. jykez!! lol!

jykez by B247E January 14, 2008

Book Jerker 

short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)

Book Jerker by fisherstaples October 19, 2009