Jyönst 

the act of filling a bathtub with tomato soup, then dipping your pants and then putting it on.

pronunciation: yunst

Person 1: "why is the bathtub red?"
Person 2: "I JUST JYÖNSTED!"
Person 1: "you have issues, you're going back to the psychiatrist."
Person 2: "lemme grab my Jarner first!"

Jyönst by Jarner November 19, 2019

jonst 

1. A funny boy
2. Someone who is silly
3. A cute sillyhead

Whoa ..he's Jonst.. he's so funny

jonst by holla January 4, 2005

Jonston

Jonston is a guy who is like a present with lots of coverings that are hard to open. It’s hard to open him up, but once you do it is all true, and sweet! He may seem insensitive on the outside sometimes, but he truly cares about his family and friends and he is ~seriously~ funny. Even when he is going through something hard himself, he always offers to help people around him. He is also very smart due to his hard work and has lots of talents. Jonston is also a very positive person and tries his best to look on the brighter side of life. One of the best things about him is that he almost never lies. People like him because of his honest and fun yet serious nature.

Person1: Woah they know everything
Person2: Oh, it must be a Jonston

Jonston by froggeypersoney December 18, 2021

jonsty 

Jonsty, the God of Jonstism.

Boy: Hey, you free tonight?

Girl: No sorry, i have to go to the pub.

Boy: Oh right, your a jonstist then?

Girl: Yeh, you should try it. Jonsty is amazing!!

jonsty by fav_fag March 30, 2009

Jonsthsn 

you spelled Jonathan wrong, you dumbass.

You're an idiot, for accidentally typing 'Jonsthsn'!

Jonsthsn by Jewish Bale October 27, 2020

joonstype 

#1sopestan!!!

best sope stan guys!!!

joonstype best stan!

joonstype by soobinsbobatea June 16, 2021

Jonston

This guy is a very chill guy at times if u are nice to him. If you are not, he can swear or curse at you. He is a very noob gamer and always flexes even on the least of things. Everyone refers to him as the Toxic guy as he is very toxic at times. When you see him, the best thing you might want to do is to back out.

I have a toxic friend and his name is Jonston.

Jonston by CR382069421 May 5, 2021