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The Juneau Effect 

The feeling or need to turn everything into some sort of math problem.
My algebra teacher often falls victim to The Juneau Effect.
Shes a nice, girl she’s pretty funny and very dirty minded. She make lots of freinds because of her humor. When you mess with her you should be sorry. She’s forgiving though.
Millie: she’s really nice

Sally: she must be a Judeah!

Dodo les jumeaux 

When it is somebody's bedtime.
Dodo les jumeaux by Schashmotic March 22, 2021

Juneau Watershed 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.
Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

Juneau, Alaska 

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.
New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/
Juneau, Alaska by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011

juneauism 

The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.
I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)
juneauism by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022