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n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.

Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.

Jurples by Alyssa Caprasso September 7, 2005

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jurfles

The metal inner rim of an automotive wheel. Often confused with meaning the entire wheel.

The chromie jurfles were bling, but the Dunlop rubber was the icing on the cake.

jurfles by JurfleMan August 24, 2006

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jorples

A gay Waltian phrase.

(Talking to guy at The Roundup)
Jorples! Let's have butt sex.

jorples by Grubes October 22, 2003

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Jumpless

you haven't been jumped or beat up recently

"I bet he's gettin his ass beat errday in that hood"
"Nah man, when I saw him he looked jumpless"

Jumpless by wuddupson March 28, 2009

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Jumples

Piles of clothing on the bedroom floor, clean and dirty.

She never put away her laundry, it was always in jumples.

Jumples by TheHeyseed December 8, 2012

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Jurple

A term used to describe something purple you'd find in a jungle.

I'm not sure what it was but I think it was Jurple.

Jurple by Jopianos December 7, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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