Jurassic Prick 

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Prick 

A male or female, usually in his or her twenties or thirties, who is obsessed with Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general. A Jurassic Prick enjoys debating paleontological news and theories with other dinosaur nerds even though his or her chances of becoming a professional paleontologist or archaeologist are very slim. A Jurassic Prick may even run his or her own Jurassic Park, or other dinosaur related, website/forum. Jurassic Pricks are notorious for abusing their staff members and openly calling their forum members stupid.

Jurassic Pricks usually lead pathetic lives. Bullying people on the internet is normal behavior. Some Jurassic Pricks exaggerate their own importance, believing the world cannot survive without them. In one reported incident, a Jurassic Prick believed he was the anti-Christ. Most have very, very large egos. Many Jurassic Pricks are also believed to be schizophrenic, going as far as to try to destroy other Jurassic Park websites because they are "threats." They are often hypocritical and manipulative, using whatever they can to get what they want.

A Jurassic Prick is someone to stay away from. Do not ever join a forum filled with Jurassic Pricks.

Yeah. He said the owner was a Jurassic Prick and he decided to leave.

Jurassic Prick by ZeeInformitivo August 6, 2010

Jurasic Prick 

Older male who should of retired already, usually in charge or thinks he's in charge and likes to give people a hard time.

"Hey Joe, who are you working for this week?" Joe says " I'm working in accounting for that Jurasic Prick."

Jurasic Prick by electric32 December 22, 2007

Jurkassic Prick

Person or general prick who refuses to believe that the Jurassic Park 'let's genetically engineer them back to life' just will not or has not happened in their lifetime. Really wants a pet dinosaur and has done since age 4. Uses the Jurassic Park film franchise to tragically bore all who are made to listen with badly researched dinosaur related facts and possible evil government conspiracy. Relates to Ross from friends, believes most probably in the Loch Ness monster and has trouble accepting extinction theory.

Ross from friends is a Jurkassic Prick.

Jurkassic Prick by Cheesecake77 May 19, 2014