1. a con or rip off. can also be used as a verb. "that taxi driver completely jupped us." variation: juppo - a tramp, con man, or generally untrustworthy individual. something annoying such as a mosquito or fly.
2. substitute for "piss" or "fuck" in the phrase "piss/fuck off!" but can also be used differently, (see example 2)
3. to sustain an injury or to suffer some kind of bad fortune.
3."i've been jupped. wheres joe?" "ow! i've just jupped myself so badly." "joe is jupped, he needed those dollars for cuba." "lets jupp joe in some way while hes asleep."
Having sexstanding a good metre away from your partner ( a good 40 years older than you), performing wild and large pelvic thrusts while grunting/making noises.
The best teacher that America (or other country) has to offer
He is very nice, sexy and attractive and so awesome and drives a 28 meter motorbike thats on fire because its so cool
What you call the Biggestcutie patootie ever, everyone needs a mr Jupp in their life
Very handsome and has a 10 inch Penis
Anyone who’s attractive is a Mr Jupp
a certain special someone, who likes to be heavily petted by strangers met at bus stops, cafe's, macdonalds... just general and random meeting places. Often female juppet's will flash their nipples to police officers and other authorotive figuires within their local community, this act is often greeted with a crimewatch appeal and formal investigation.
dude, i saw linda on the bus last night, totally giving a sly footjob to johnny wellyman, i watched her getting of and she got her tit out for the bus driver.
thats the third time this week, she's such a juppet.