1. a con or rip off. can also be used as a verb. "that taxi driver completely jupped us." variation: juppo - a tramp, con man, or generally untrustworthy individual. something annoying such as a mosquito or fly.
2. substitute for "piss" or "fuck" in the phrase "piss/fuck off!" but can also be used differently, (see example 2)
3. to sustain an injury or to suffer some kind of bad fortune.
4. a negative exclaimation.
1. "hes dropped us off in the middle of nowhere, what a jupp!"
"look at that butters juppo!"
2. "jupp to you!" "gadan, tell him to jupp off."
3."i've been jupped. wheres joe?" "ow! i've just jupped myself so badly." "joe is jupped, he needed those dollars for cuba." "lets jupp joe in some way while hes asleep."
Having sex standing a good metre away from your partner ( a good 40 years older than you), performing wild and large pelvic thrusts while grunting/making noises.
The best teacher that America (or other country) has to offer
He is very nice, sexy and attractive and so awesome and drives a 28 meter motorbike thats on fire because its so cool
What you call the Biggest cutie patootie ever, everyone needs a mr Jupp in their life
Very handsome and has a 10 inch Penis
Anyone who’s attractive is a Mr Jupp
Person 1 “Yo is that Mr Jupp”
Person 2 “Hes so cute”
a certain special someone, who likes to be heavily petted by strangers met at bus stops, cafe's, macdonalds... just general and random meeting places. Often female juppet's will flash their nipples to police officers and other authorotive figuires within their local community, this act is often greeted with a crimewatch appeal and formal investigation.
dude, i saw linda on the bus last night, totally giving a sly footjob to johnny wellyman, i watched her getting of and she got her tit out for the bus driver.
thats the third time this week, she's such a juppet.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*