junkard

A drunk to lazy to clean the wrecked cars and junk off his property.

Jack lets swing by the junkards place and drop off that old ping pong table.

by dang May 8, 2003

junkard

A person who allows junk including cars, trash or other debris to accumulate in thier yard or on thier property without any apparent regard for the resulting eyesore to neighbors or other passers by.

"...My brother Andrew finally moved away from Oroville, WA on account of all the junkards who live there."

by nickgyver August 19, 2008

Junkard

A person who constantly eats fast food, candy or desserts.

She is such a junkard, always pigging out on fast food and dessert.

by Llolyd October 18, 2018

junkyard ho

A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.

Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?

Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn

Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.

Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.

by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023

Junkyard Jesus

The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.

We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.

by lendf8930 May 8, 2011

Junkyard Barbie

A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.

You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".

by blackcab996 September 25, 2010

junkyard turkey

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner

"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"

by sad_alum February 1, 2019