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A drunk to lazy to clean the wrecked cars and junk off his property.
Jack lets swing by the junkards place and drop off that old ping pong table.
junkard by dang May 8, 2003
Words you can keep
A person who allows junk including cars, trash or other debris to accumulate in thier yard or on thier property without any apparent regard for the resulting eyesore to neighbors or other passers by.
"...My brother Andrew finally moved away from Oroville, WA on account of all the junkards who live there."
junkard by nickgyver August 19, 2008
A person who constantly eats fast food, candy or desserts.
She is such a junkard, always pigging out on fast food and dessert.
Junkard by Llolyd October 18, 2018

junkyard ho 

A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.
Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?

Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn

Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.

Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
junkyard ho by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023

Junkyard Jesus 

The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.
We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
Junkyard Jesus by lendf8930 May 8, 2011

Junkyard Barbie 

A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.
You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".
Junkyard Barbie by blackcab996 September 25, 2010

junkyard turkey 

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner
"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"
junkyard turkey by sad_alum February 1, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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