Junk Mullet

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.

I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019