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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
EXAMPLE:

Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

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Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

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Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
EXAMPLE:

Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

___

Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

_________________

Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
by A ripe fruit September 22, 2021
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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
EXAMPLE:

Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

___

Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

_________________

Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
by unlimitedprospects September 17, 2021
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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

___

Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

___________

Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
by unlimitedprospects September 7, 2021
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Juniorosis

A severe sickness found in Juniors that are mostly in Honors, AP, and IB classes. Symptoms include: Severe drowsiness, hunger, depression, fatigue, and mental pressure.
"Dude he looks like a freakin zombie man. He got like no sleep."
"Yeah he's suffering from some major Juniorosis right now. I wouldn't get too close."
by The TeeZafir January 2, 2012
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Juniorisms

To exhibit or exult traits/behavior strongly linked to junior the son (padre of pandemonium, old J) such as

1. Disregarding all rules and laws

2. Seeking chaos and destruction for satisfying

3. Being insanely sadistic and/or masochistic

4. Eating lots of yogurt, or strange foods

5. being the jack of all trades
6. Mastering many arts and skills

7. having a mysterious or unknown past

8. making unannounced exits often

9. being gone for long extended periods of time
10. being strange or eccentric, (ie; a weirdo)
11. enjoying torturing others or seeking violent justice
12. being an outcast who paves their own path

13. oversleeping or missing important venues

14. Ignoring thotties DMs

15. having multiple social media accounts or zero
16. embracing mental illness

17. Having a philosophical outlook on life and being able to justify LITERALLY ANYTHING

18. using different alias or taking on different appearances every once in a while

19. rebellious nature or opposing authority on the daily

20. having an intensively creative side and maintaining an unbelievable willpower in terms of accomplishing goals

21. Changing the names of people/things/places

22. List is too long, it would be infinite, see (juniorisms2.0)

23.
“man this guys juniorisms really set him apart from the crowd”

Girl 1: your pretty strange aren’t you?

Guy 1: Yea you could say I’m a phenomenal person

Girl 1: ugh, OOkay, your juniorisms right ?

Guy 1: …uh yeah I guess

“”This girls got some REAL juniorisms”

“For someone to have juniorisms is NOT limited to gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. ANYONE CAN EXHIBIT juniorisms”

“Juniorisms can affect ANYBODY and that’s the worst part”
by countDockula February 27, 2022
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Junioritis

Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

lim
student -> senior

productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.

Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
by raiseyourweapon March 5, 2013
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