Jumpspoil
The hybrid of "jumpscare" and "spoil". Use the word when you get spoilers about something unexpectedly and without warning before.
Jumpspoil by Amy Ngoc Chau July 23, 2022
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Jumpophilia
Jumpophilia
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
Example in a sentence:
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
Jumpophilia by Dannocj7 May 21, 2025
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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