Julie Andrews

An amazing woman who captivated large audiences with her acting and singing skills. Most notably she starred in The Sound of Music, Mary Poppins, and The Princess Diaries, among others. She's Throughly Modern Milly, the Queen in Shrek, the narrator of Enchanted and Cinderella in Rodgers and Hammerstein's version. She starred on Broadway, most notably as Eliza Dolittle in My Fair Lady. In 1998 an operation on her vocal cords left her unable to sing, but she did so anyway in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. She sang the highest note ever sung.

Want to go see the new Julie Andrews movie? I've heard she's playing a queen.

Julie Andrews by attackjack22 March 14, 2009

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Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews and her documentary
Fighting with Elvis and hiding in vents
Using my mind powers to turn Elvis off
These are a few of my favorite things

Dinner with Markey and eating dead babies
Taking over the announcements
And flashing my boobiess
Reading 'Monica' to no one but shoes
These are a few of my favorite things

Hiding in drums and stealing from Target
Using pity to get free rugs
Using the rugs to make festive shirts
These are a few of my favorite things

When Elvis dances
When my dvd skips
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad

Julie Andrews, yeah shes like a puppie.
She just goes wherever.

Julie Andrews by JULIEANDREWS March 17, 2008

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julie andrews syndrome

Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.

My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.

julie andrews syndrome by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017

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tea Julie-Andrews

Tea, white-nun

Tea avec milk but sans sugar.

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"

tea Julie-Andrews by crispindry July 19, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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