Juiceboxer

Kids who were raised by helicopter parents. They can't do anything without praise... you're a winner Joey.

Sometimes called Juicers.

These 2 juiceboxers started working at my company.. they can't think on their on own 2 feet. Typical.

Its no longer robbing the cradle, its called getting the juice.

by KinzBAMF September 14, 2019

Lavender Juicebox

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

by COA5TA July 17, 2016

Salty Jamaican Juicebox

It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"

Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife

by Uncle Fern August 10, 2018

Tiajuana Juicebox

Liquid diariah caused by eating really spicey or greasy Mexican food, gives the victim stomach cramps and the urgent need to find a toilet before their asshole explodes.

After eating at a Mexican restaraunt Bill had to hurry home because he felt a Tiajuana juicebox coming on and he didn't want to shit his pants.

by ChristopherHanson69 December 22, 2010

california juicebox

when a guy/girl urinates inside of a vagina then eats it out

he pulled a california juicebox and she never knew until she stood up

by cantaberry March 19, 2010

Cincinnati Juicebox

Pissing in someones ass and sucking it out with a straw.

It was a hot day and she could not find anything to drink, so she settled for a cincinnati juicebox.

He drinks the cincinnati juicebox for the taste.

by b1ll August 7, 2006

drink your juicebox

Brought to international recognition by the endeavors of Harvey Birdman (Attorney-At-Law), the phrase is used dismissively to interrupt a drawn-out answer to a question the speaker makes one wish they had never asked in the first place.

Harvey: Tell me, does Race have any... new buddies?

Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...

Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.

Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.

*slurp*

by kr0rk August 11, 2010