Juiceboxer

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Kids who were raised by helicopter parents. They can't do anything without praise... you're a winner Joey.

Sometimes called Juicers.

These 2 juiceboxers started working at my company.. they can't think on their on own 2 feet. Typical.

Its no longer robbing the cradle, its called getting the juice.

Juiceboxer by KinzBAMF September 14, 2019

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Lavender Juicebox

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

Lavender Juicebox by COA5TA July 17, 2016

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Salty Jamaican Juicebox

It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"

Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife

Salty Jamaican Juicebox by Uncle Fern August 10, 2018

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Tiajuana Juicebox

Liquid diariah caused by eating really spicey or greasy Mexican food, gives the victim stomach cramps and the urgent need to find a toilet before their asshole explodes.

After eating at a Mexican restaraunt Bill had to hurry home because he felt a Tiajuana juicebox coming on and he didn't want to shit his pants.

Tiajuana Juicebox by ChristopherHanson69 December 22, 2010

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california juicebox

when a guy/girl urinates inside of a vagina then eats it out

he pulled a california juicebox and she never knew until she stood up

california juicebox by cantaberry March 19, 2010

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Cincinnati Juicebox

Pissing in someones ass and sucking it out with a straw.

It was a hot day and she could not find anything to drink, so she settled for a cincinnati juicebox.

He drinks the cincinnati juicebox for the taste.

Cincinnati Juicebox by b1ll August 7, 2006

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drink your juicebox

Brought to international recognition by the endeavors of Harvey Birdman (Attorney-At-Law), the phrase is used dismissively to interrupt a drawn-out answer to a question the speaker makes one wish they had never asked in the first place.

Harvey: Tell me, does Race have any... new buddies?

Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...

Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.

Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.

*slurp*

drink your juicebox by kr0rk August 11, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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