Jueto

Jueto

Pronounced "Way-toe". Also spelled "Gueto". A privileged White jerk who pretends to be Mexican. Creates a fake nickname in order to sound ethnic for political purposes. Formed by combining the words "jue" (jack ass, jerk off) and "Beto" (nonsense). Similar to "juero" (White guy).

That guy acts like a Mexican, but he's jueto...he never had to use a slice of sandwich bread as a hot dog bun.

by untiedstates March 18, 2019

Juston McKinney

Comic from New Hampshire, who helps see the humorous side of New England Life. “Instead Of Live Free or die” our motto should be “live, Freeze, and die.”
#NH #Granite State #Funny

Saw Juston McKinney in Manchester NH last night. Never fails to amaze Me.

by Caca Joe November 24, 2018

Juston Stix

The garlic-y, buttery comfort food of choice at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.

"Damn, I just bombed that exam."

"It's alright man, let's go grab some Juston Stix"

by 'ice' March 11, 2009

Juton

When two friends form an almost symbiotic relationship, and people who know of them refer to them as one entity. Their inside jokes, actions, thoughts, etc. are all the same and only they seem to understand it. Finishing of eachother's sentences appears to be a common event with a Juton

Origin of name: The first Juton was suspected to be a Jude/Anton couple, thus their names were formed together much like celebrity couples.

First Friend: Welll what do we...
Second Friend: ...have here?
Unison: OHHHHH
Outsider: You guys are such a Juton

by Eazeeeeee August 18, 2010

Juetten

Old German word meaning happy drunken man. Depicts lineage from the Juetland peninsula in Denmark.

That dude got all juetten at the party

by Jutang March 12, 2011

Justo

Someone who is talented in many areas but doesn't realize it. He thinks that his knowledge is only average. This person is also exceedingly gorgeous to look at and may result with brain damage if looked at for too long.

Wow, I saw Justo today and temporarily lost my vision due to his overwhelming beauty.

by Whatev' September 25, 2006

juevos

Apparently some gringos think this is the Spanish for eggs, since they must have once read “huevos” in their head and what stuck to them was the pronunciation, rather than the spelling of the word.

- Chupa mi juevos

- Ya deja de chingar y aprende a hablar pinche gringo

by t-x-v February 28, 2021