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A derogatory term for someone considered "socially inept" but still lovable. Someone who, although has a good heart and intentions, tends to fail immensely at every turn, and constantly put their foot in their mouth. An action performed by such a person can also be called a jeef.
"Man, you totally jeefed just now. I can't believe you called his mom a slut like that, Jeefy!"
Jeefy by TorvaktheDestroyer January 9, 2012
A virus that once it is run, Jeefo goes memory resident, infecting files every now and again. Its infection strategy consists in adding its code to the original file, increasing its size by 36,352 bytes. In addition, Jeefo encrypts the original file.

Once an infected file is run, it is decrypted and disinfected.
Wow , jeefo infected my exe`s !
JeeFo by jtefan July 31, 2006
Jusef is a naugthy boy Who is great in the bedroom And can pull any girl
Nathan:He must of Been a naugthy Jusef today

Holly:Yes He was a naugthy jusef
jusef by Holly is senpai September 13, 2017
The awesomest person in the world. Committed to spreading awesomeness around the world.

Founder of the BlueJays.

OMG is her favorite word.
It that a Juee?
Juee by jaybluejay April 21, 2020
jeef says "the future is green"
jeef by Jeef Himself June 4, 2003

Jeef Himself 

The ganja messiah. The one true Jeef.
Jeef Himself says "the future is green"
Jeef Himself by jeef November 22, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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