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A derogatory term for someone considered "socially inept" but still lovable. Someone who, although has a good heart and intentions, tends to fail immensely at every turn, and constantly put their foot in their mouth. An action performed by such a person can also be called a jeef.
"Man, you totally jeefed just now. I can't believe you called his mom a slut like that, Jeefy!"
Jeefy by TorvaktheDestroyer January 9, 2012
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It's a word that means jerk, fag, asshole, etc. It's also a good comeback for feejy.
bruce:Can I have some milk ?
demi: no, its all mine
bruce: YOU FEEJY !
demi: YOU JEEFY!
jeefy by coolerthancookie July 3, 2009
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Someone who sells fake drugs/substances
"Nah don't buy acid off that fool, he's jeety as fuck"
jeety by ThatFoolsJeety November 16, 2020
Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano
Jeffy stop it
Jeffy by Matt saber April 11, 2017

jeezy sneeze 

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.
"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze
A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.
Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.
Jeffyeet by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020
Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.
Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*
Jeffy by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017
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