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Juanito is pretty funny guy, sometimes can be sarcastic, sometimes can be stupid but always there for you at times and has a deep voice
Man I am such a Juanito
juanito by lateackkid5 November 16, 2016
Juanito is a person who will always tease you
and play around. He may be rude but he doesn't meant it. He's friends with almost everyone.
Boy1: Yoo what's up juanito!

Boy2:Heyy juan!
Juanito by notherlyricio September 11, 2021
Juanito is the most sweetest boy you could have ever met in your life, he'll make something boring into something fun like board games for example.
Have you seen Juanito? man I wish he was my friend he's so awesome.
Juanito by Swiflor21 September 16, 2021
claps yanets cheeks
Wow, did you hear the news? Censor just found out Juanito was clapping Yanet's cheeks!
juanito by juanitoclapscheeks July 9, 2018
He has a huge schlong and is so sexy he gets all da bitches on his dick
Juanito is here
Juanito by sibsg November 21, 2021
Juanito is one of the best guys you’ll ever met. He’s handsome and has a pretty huge dick. He’s very bisexual but both genders love him.
I wanna be like Juanito
Juanito by anonymous November 22, 2021
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