Juanmarco

If you ever encounter a Juanmarco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juanmarco

by bigmanbigmen7 March 27, 2022

jeanmarco

A relationship between Jean and Marco characters from Attack on Titan. Holy shit this ship is angsty asf if you like crying and an adorable freckled man with a cocky know-it-all then you found the right ship.

"Jeanmarco is otp"
"But hes dead"
"Do you want to join him?"

by thatjeanmarcofangirl November 27, 2016

JuanCarlos

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.

person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos

by That Boi Anthony AND BAE January 3, 2016

Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco

by strigoisam October 15, 2021

janmarcgross

hes THE GOAT 💯 but hes an immigrant that gets turned on by his english teacher

damn he tryna pull his english teacher? Bro rly think he janmarcgross 💀

by leanenjoyer November 7, 2022

Johnmarco

slightly gay individual, hilarious, good looking in a GQ kind of way. has his own gravitational pull, and if you look at him too long you are in danger of becoming addicted.

1. Wow, Johmarco is soooo funny.
2. Is Johnmarco gay?
3. It almost feels as if Johmarco is pulling me into his orbit.

by lsighlsdhglsdi January 3, 2010

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007