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A pro. Two firm gee's uniting as one person. Usually these two people call themselves the same name when they talk to each other. When they accomplish something original they both do some overrated dance just to mock the actual thought of people dancing that way. They also mock a lot of music just for the fun of it. Takes total concentration.
"How does it go young Juali?"

"Pretty good Juali, pretty good"
or
"Yeah! we're not pro's we're A PRO"

"Lets pretend to smoke with our pinkies and thumb, make loud noises and say funny lyrics to songs and do some wack ass dance"
ex. Hyphy music,Bay Area Rap, "Rappers from school" music,Jerking dance, cooking dance.
Juali by Eliaun August 17, 2011
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A guy who has a strong emotional attachment to the song "Misery" by Maroon 5.
"Woah, that guy was dancing to "Misery", what a jalii......."
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Juali • Jualisco • jualivia • Jaliyah • jalisa • Jalin • Jalil • Jalissa • jali • jalia
Jaliyah is a very beautiful girl she is amazing and sometimes mean and sassy and bossy but also is love and caring to her friends if you have Jaliyah as a bestfriend hold on to her cause she is always there for you through tough times she is a amazing bestfriend when you first meet her she may be shy and quiet but when you know her for a long time she’s outgoing and loud and crazy Jaliyah is a weird person funny sometimes nice and beautiful and MEAN you do not want to mess with her cause when you do she will become a bitch Jaliyah is popular and doesn’t care what people say if you have Jaliyah as a girlfriend keep a hold on her cause she’ll be there for you she may be shy but just be there for her and help her through stuff cause Jaliyah will
Jaliyah is so mean sometimes but she nice
Jaliyah by Anna-ass March 3, 2019
Jaliyah is normally the average height pretty beautiful eyes love music doesnt care what ppl say about her. Long curlly hair
Jaliyah is so pretty
Jaliyah by Liyahj March 14, 2017
Jalisa is the type of girl who is a R.O.D (ride or die). She cares about the people close too her and if you come for her or them you will get hurt. Jalisa keeps it 💯 and don’t like people who play her. She is really photogenic and is the definition of a bad bitch and strives to get what’s hers.
1.Damn I looked on Jalisa snap and her pictures of her are photogenic.
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check
Jalisa by harmonykingdom October 21, 2018
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
Jaliyah is normally tall with dark curly hair and dark eyes. She is beautiful inside and out, she finds opening up to people difficult but once she does you never want to leave her side. She's the best friend you could ever ask for. She's normally very shy and quiet when you first meet her but once you become friends she's a completely different person, she's very talented in music and sings amazing, her favorite colors are normally black,blue, and purple. As for love life goes she is very independent and doesn't like guys easily and doesn't think she needs one but once she does she thinks twice about not needing a guy. all in all she's an amazing person.
person 1: hey is that jaliyah?
person 2: yupp she's my best friend (:
Jaliyah by SceneQueen143 August 24, 2011
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