jshlatt

Jshlatt is an internet personality that is currently running for president of the United States of America in 2020. If he is elected, the first bonk will be Bonk. Together, they will raise taxes and feed our children with the souls of absent fathers. He is popularly known as Blades, but has previously established his true identity; Logan from Big Time Rush. Wilbursoot, his mistress, has not spoken on his presidential campaign.

Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: Why, Jshlatt, of course!

Person 1: Me too! I love Big Time Rush!

by itisoneinthemorninghelp October 18, 2019

Jshlatt

a rat that took over l’manburg and made it into manburg

Person: Who is the president of l’manburg?

Me: Jshlatt..

by Diwjsjwjsjwjz October 14, 2020

Jshlatt

Jshlatt is an underrated twitch streamer that loves his cat Jambo (soup) and the former president of L'manberg

person 1: you know Jshlatt
person 2: oh ya he's horrible
person 1: Wtf he is just underrated

by ShadowneedsatickettoBritain December 1, 2021

jschlatt

A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.

Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer

by xxxadicion July 27, 2019

Jschlatt

Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)

Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.

by Babylikethemovie September 16, 2020

Jschlatt

The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal

Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime

by Buytwitchprime September 30, 2019

Jschlatt

A twitch streamer who is a Wii Sports god, (used to be) a Minecraft Country President, an amazing babysitter and an all round funny guy. He still has that thang on him.
#fuckstal

Person: Who's that? He's got sexy mutton chops!
Intellect: That' Jschlatt. He hates bitches named Emily.

by mcytsimp007 November 24, 2020