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Jshlatt is an internet personality that is currently running for president of the United States of America in 2020. If he is elected, the first bonk will be Bonk. Together, they will raise taxes and feed our children with the souls of absent fathers. He is popularly known as Blades, but has previously established his true identity; Logan from Big Time Rush. Wilbursoot, his mistress, has not spoken on his presidential campaign.
Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: Why, Jshlatt, of course!

Person 1: Me too! I love Big Time Rush!
jshlatt by itisoneinthemorninghelp October 18, 2019
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a rat that took over l’manburg and made it into manburg
Person: Who is the president of l’manburg?

Me: Jshlatt..
Jshlatt by Diwjsjwjsjwjz October 14, 2020
Jshlatt is an underrated twitch streamer that loves his cat Jambo (soup) and the former president of L'manberg
person 1: you know Jshlatt
person 2: oh ya he's horrible
person 1: Wtf he is just underrated

jschlatt 

A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.
Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer
jschlatt by xxxadicion July 27, 2019

Jschlatt 

Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)
Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.
Jschlatt by Babylikethemovie September 16, 2020

Jschlatt 

The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal
Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime
Jschlatt by Buytwitchprime September 30, 2019

Jschlatt 

A twitch streamer who is a Wii Sports god, (used to be) a Minecraft Country President, an amazing babysitter and an all round funny guy. He still has that thang on him.
#fuckstal
Person: Who's that? He's got sexy mutton chops!
Intellect: That' Jschlatt. He hates bitches named Emily.
Jschlatt by mcytsimp007 November 24, 2020
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