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jshlatt

Jshlatt is an internet personality that is currently running for president of the United States of America in 2020. If he is elected, the first bonk will be Bonk. Together, they will raise taxes and feed our children with the souls of absent fathers. He is popularly known as Blades, but has previously established his true identity; Logan from Big Time Rush. Wilbursoot, his mistress, has not spoken on his presidential campaign.

Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: Why, Jshlatt, of course!

Person 1: Me too! I love Big Time Rush!

by itisoneinthemorninghelp October 19, 2019