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Jresper

Spicy vampire. Oh we do. Mmm. Um. Shove a watermelon into taronga zoo. See how much milk will make me ooo. Before my TOES turn rotten blue. *snickers* giggles *giggles* theres moths flying above me head. *stares vacantly at ceiling*
Lilly Dally: Your feet are looking very Jresper. I have no idea.
by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022
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Jesper Dichmann

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.
Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough
by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019
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Jesper Fahey

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A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn
Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021
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Jesper

Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.
Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.
by taibwo921 December 12, 2016
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Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019
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Jesper

dude, look what an awesome thing that guy did! he can only be a Jesper.
by Jinky24 November 30, 2011
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jespersen

You see Jespersen? He's such a stud.
by Bob Bobert December 21, 2013
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