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A colloquial Australian, specifically Melbourne term referring to a joint.
"Oy Tommy! Pass round the jozza!"
jozza by Leemsa January 4, 2008
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Basically a fucking ridiculous excuse for a human being. Such a retard that they struggle to put one foot in front of the other without instruction. Ass the size of a small planet and a mouth that could still fit round it. So all in all no redeeming features and to top it off a mum who's a massive fat jobless worthless scrote.
That girl going out with my brother is a right Jozza!
Jozza by Milky Joe JJDB January 14, 2014
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Australian slang referring to a marijuana joint ("Jozza" or "Joz").
"Roll up a jozza"
"Oy pass the joz"
Jozza by samanthaLjackson March 4, 2020
A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.
The team has totally done a JONZA on this. Incredible effort.
JONZA by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022
The state of being amazed when interacting with two fantastic human beings from Planet Jazzald.

When in this state, you will turn blue,loose all ur hair, and eventually blow up if you don't like anyone...hateful bitch.:)
Some kid thats a failure at karate isnt Jazzald.
Jazzald by Jazzald101 May 20, 2011

Jazzalyn 

Jazzalyn is a girl who is beautiful and unquie. Shes sweet and pretty. If u have a Jazzalyn in your life your lucky because shes someone you don't wanna let go of. Jazzalyn is someone you can madly fall in love with she is a jokester and loves to laugh. She plays sports and loves the outdoors. If you fall in love with a Jazzalyn your very lucky because she is a one and only. She also is very attractive as well.💖
Damnnn.. That Jazzalyn girl is beautiful.

I wish i had a Jazzalyn of my own
Jazzalyn by x_unknown_x February 28, 2017

jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.
jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.
jizzanators by pen15g0d September 22, 2018
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