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Joyana
A girl who is the object of every man's affection. Able to melt the heart of even the most calloused of men, a Joyana is affectionate, compassionate, sweet, and loving. Joyanas are known to be the best mothers, friends, and significant others. Deeply committed to God, a Joyana will faithfully maintain her spiritually, always seeking to love and care for others. Lastly, a Joyana is adventurous, effortlessly creating fun and life with those around her.
If you are lucky enough to have met a Joyana, never, under any circumstances, let her go. Out of the millions of women in the world, there is no one like her. With her beauty, her faith, and her love, she is truly unmatched and invaluable.
If you are lucky enough to have met a Joyana, never, under any circumstances, let her go. Out of the millions of women in the world, there is no one like her. With her beauty, her faith, and her love, she is truly unmatched and invaluable.
Jocabed
The woman every man would like to have but is hesitant to approach. She seems to good to be true. Friendly, loving, modest, sexy, beautiful, sweet, strong, honest, sensitive, and with a beautiful smile. She is independent and a committed hard worker. A professional who lives with integrity. Will give her all to the man she is with, but wants the same in return. Respectful and 100% loyal to her man. The man who has a Jocabed in his life should not let her go. She will help him succeed and accomplish his goals because she will take them as hers. A Jocabed is passionate and deserves to be treated gently and with love. A Jocabed needs to feel protected by the man she loves. If you see one or if you know one, approach her, you won't regret it.
Jocabed has such a great sense of humor!
Jocabed is such a happy girl!
I want a Jocabed!
When I let Jocabed go I made the worst mistake of my life and I regret it.
Jocabed is such a happy girl!
I want a Jocabed!
When I let Jocabed go I made the worst mistake of my life and I regret it.
Jocabed by Luissssssss October 20, 2013
Joyanco
1) Puerto Rican slang for asshole (anus)
2) Another word for potholes (holes in roads)
3) Synonym for the lowest part of a hillside, used commonly in Puerto Rico to describe "el campo"
4) Synonym for "joyo", "joyete", "culo" and "fondillo"
2) Another word for potholes (holes in roads)
3) Synonym for the lowest part of a hillside, used commonly in Puerto Rico to describe "el campo"
4) Synonym for "joyo", "joyete", "culo" and "fondillo"
Josabet
A smart and beautiful girl that will make you laugh everytime you are with her. She may look mean or serious but she's not, trust me. She will always make you laugh when she shows you memes or weird photos of her.
Josabet by _ur.mom.is.with.me_ January 11, 2019
Joya
joya is very beautiful and hard working. only worried about the bag and her family. she can be very nice but don’t get on her bad side cause then she can really be a bitch
joya is the best person to hang with
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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