Jousy 

Jousy (pronounced "jowsee", where "jow" sounds like "cow")

Someone who is, or has experienced something utterly annoyingly and frustratingly lucky that you outwardly express happiness for bit secretly are bitterly jealous about. Usually followed by "bastard" or "git".

Can also be applied to someone who receives a reward or good outcome with no effort when you have bust your balls working towards it and failed, or someone who gets away with something when basic odds suggest they really shouldn't have.

"You won free kebabs and beer for life? Jousy git!"

"You couldn't be arsed ever getting a job, skimmed by on benefits, scored a free council flat and then found five hundred grand in cash stashed in a bag behind a wall panel? You utter jousy bastard!"

"You found a pound coin on the street, bought your first ever lottery ticket and won ten million? You jousy bugger!"

Jousy by GuruFoxx June 6, 2023

jouska

jouska

(n)
a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

origin: unknown

"i often ponder if other people jouska as much as i do"

jouska by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019

Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006

Dick Joust 

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

Dick Joust by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Joudy 

Joudy is a girl everyone needs in life. She is hilarious and outgoing,hot,sexy,thick,kind and trustworthy. She never gives a f**k and she gets bit*hes out of her way if you are her friend u are going to have the best time in your life. She is truly someone to keep and trust. If she trusts you then u know all her shit if your on her bad side you gotta be scared. After all Joudy is basically amazing to have And worth to trust. EVERYONE NEEDS A JOUDY IN THIER LIFE

Hey do you know Joudy?
Oh ya my amazing bestie that everyone needs?

Joudy by Xxx__ September 24, 2018

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009

Jouya 

A very rare and unique name that comes from Iran and some other parts of the Middle East area. It is a 1 in a 1,000,000. It means Investicator. This name being so rare the person himself who is named this is also very rare. And will pick up a very unique personality. He who thinks for himself. He who does not let others pressure him into doing something he is unsure of. Loves to have fun, somewhat of a dare devil. Loves a good adventure. Very pollite to his peers and elders. Tries to earn peoples respect, never demands it. Always trying to make the world a little better.

Hey how's it going? My name is Jouya.
Wow I've never heard that name before.

Jouya by ManWithoutFear July 6, 2011