Jousen 

The name of a legend who will take over the world.

Jousen is the greatest of all time

Jousen by anonymous November 22, 2021

Josen 

In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.

Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.

Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017

Jousin Cunior 

When one of your friend's cousins has a younger brother you may refer to him as jousin cunior

Jousin Cunior is an outsanding drummer.

Jousin Cunior by ScaffogCousinLover May 17, 2023

Josen 

A piece of worthless trash. Mostly used for just sex, money or drugs. Something to be used and tossed aside.

Girl: have you seen Josen?
Boy: yeah I screwed that guy for all his cash
Girl: damn you beat me to it

Josen by Ssj3josen October 18, 2020

Jonsense 

Where a person named Jon makes a comment which makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.

Person A: Hey Jon, what time is it?

Jon: In a paper bag up a tree being eaten by nails

Person A: What? That was total jonsense

Jonsense by Killermancarro June 12, 2011

jousey 

A northern English expression for person/persons who are undeservedly lucky

You jousey bastards - when taking about Manchester United winning again yet again on a referee's misjudged decision.

You jousey fucker - as your opponent pots the black of the break in a game of pool.

jousey by Chris from Oldham January 19, 2007

Jouse 

Jouse is gay

jouse the meaning of your word is gay

Jouse by Jouse is gay June 27, 2019