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Judyism
A stern, yet humorous phrase, insult or general word of wisdom often uttered by Judge Judy on her courtroom TV series of the same name.
List of common Judyisms
1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.
4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.
6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".
7. Your story's a crock of baloney.
8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.
9. "Uh" is not an answer.
10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?
11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?
12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.
4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.
6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".
7. Your story's a crock of baloney.
8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.
9. "Uh" is not an answer.
10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?
11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?
12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
Judyism by The TrUth will find you out March 6, 2013
Judyism
Judyism by Miso Grumpy May 11, 2020
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026