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Judyism
A stern, yet humorous phrase, insult or general word of wisdom often uttered by Judge Judy on her courtroom TV series of the same name.
List of common Judyisms
1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.
4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.
6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".
7. Your story's a crock of baloney.
8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.
9. "Uh" is not an answer.
10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?
11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?
12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.
4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.
6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".
7. Your story's a crock of baloney.
8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.
9. "Uh" is not an answer.
10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?
11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?
12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
Judyism by The TrUth will find you out March 6, 2013
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