Believe All Mammals

The reasoning that victim and perp have the same credibility.

Congressman Jones asked the public not to choose sides, but to believe all mammals.

by Miso Grumpy May 13, 2020

Centrist

A powerful, entitled politician who puts his middle fingers wherever he wants.

Lulu found out the hard way that Governor Clamshelle was a centrist.

by Miso Grumpy May 04, 2020

Go Full Kobe

To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.

by Miso Grumpy May 01, 2020

Judyism

The belief that self-destructive behavior is caused by others.

A convert to Judyism, Howard realized his dealer caused his addiction.

by Miso Grumpy May 11, 2020