Joude
Joude by germanpeppapig March 14, 2019
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Joude Hammoud
The most amazing, swag and beautiful person you will ever meet. Will always be in the right and defend those who mean a lot to her. She will use manipulation to get her way no matter what but that’s not a bad thing <3. Also is usually a midget terrorist chipmunk ;)
Joude Hammoud by Yours truly Connor ;) October 1, 2021
jourdel
Jourdel, a man who loves sunflower seeds and will not give them up for the world. Jourdel is most likely to be kind funny, and post memes on a account called Sandusky. If you have a jourdel in your life don’t take them for granted and they will always have feelings for those they care most about.
jourdel by Sexybeast545 February 27, 2018
Joule Misanthropy
The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.
This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.
Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.
This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.
Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.
"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"
"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."
"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."
"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."
"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."
Joule Misanthropy by Big Diggity February 19, 2015
boer jode
Afrikaans for "farmer jew", a South African of mixed Dutch and Jewish ancestry. Created in Zimbabwe (then Rhodesia) and South Africa, they can also be found today in Great Britain, Australia, and Israel.
JoDee
Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016
Joudy
Joudy is a girl everyone needs in life. She is hilarious and outgoing,hot,sexy,thick,kind and trustworthy. She never gives a f**k and she gets bit*hes out of her way if you are her friend u are going to have the best time in your life. She is truly someone to keep and trust. If she trusts you then u know all her shit if your on her bad side you gotta be scared. After all Joudy is basically amazing to have And worth to trust. EVERYONE NEEDS A JOUDY IN THIER LIFE
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