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An amazing content creator on tiktok who shares his opinion on animes he likes to make lots of mutuals and edits and Interacts with his followers almost daily
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Josxke by Chummyfrogs February 27, 2021

oi josuke 

When okuyasu calls his friend in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE MY BUTTHOLE, AND NOW I CANT SHIT, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, ISNT THAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE SEEN?
oi josuke by MateoDoge April 26, 2020
The act of being REALLY mad when someone insult your hair.
When someone insult he's hair he be mad.He a Josuke
Josuke by Neixoss December 14, 2019
Josuke is someone who is in high school and can repair anything from a human body to a wall, he usually will have not two not three, but four testicles. Josuke usually forgets about his past he wears a sailor uniform everyday, despite also going to high school. He might also be called gappy or jojo. Josuke also is very passionate about his hair and won’t let people get in the way of it
Man, josuke has weird hair
*dies*
Josuke by the lonely loner September 7, 2019

Oi Josuke 

Oi Josuke is a phrase said by the manga and anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character Okuyasu Nijimura which he on one occasion uses to address his friend Josuke Higashikata.
Okuyasu: Oi Josuke!
Josuke: WTF
Oi Josuke by JoJoFan444 July 14, 2020

Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO 

Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live

Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy
Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax

Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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