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A women who knows how to have a good time. Can be a whore. Usually likes alcohol, cocaine and anal.
Look at the girl at the bar , she’s totally a jossee
Jossee by Hore2u November 21, 2018
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Josselyn 

Josselyn is the meaning of a beautiful strong independent woman who can make her own decisions and doesn't depend on no one she's also very carrying about someone when it comes to helping others it's one of her strengths one of her weaknesses is to hear someone who's down or upset josselyn can be a very outgoing person if you did deep into her emotions and actually hear her out she can actually be annoyed by what you say if you say incorrectly she can have a warm heart when it comes to her feelings she's a tall brown hair and brown eyes she can forget about things easily and forgive easily she can also be feisty when she has to be and can make you laugh when you're down or mad
Josselyn your so sweet.
Josselyn by DIANA177 November 17, 2018
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Jossie, a girl who’s always nice and incredibly beautiful. They always have the best style in clothing! They have a great personality that can make anyone fall in love. They will always be there for you and can get easily attached. She usually loves icecream. She’s pretty chill as well. They usually think bad about themselves so go ahead and let them know that they are great.
Person: that girl is always looking their best
Person 2: yeah she’s such a Jossie
Jossie by Yesterdays chicken September 23, 2018

Jobseeker's Allowance 

Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!
Josselin is the person who will be there for you anytime.She is pretty and she'll pull yo man.She someone who will stand by yo side all the time.She might get pissed easily but she'll forgive you.She is a wonderful person and if you

ever meet a person like Josselin be there for her and make her happy
"Bro josselin lets hang out"
Aighh bett
Josselin by lameraemily October 15, 2018
A name that originated from asian culture (Thailand). Jossie means powerful and beautiful energy. Anyone who has this name will 100% bring good energy’s to you.
person 1: I love how she acts!
person 2: yeah she’s definitely a Jossie
Jossie by way2sexyforthissite November 21, 2021
She’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. She’s always got my back and I got hers. She is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. She’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. She makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. She’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a Josée, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
“Yo man Josée totally just made my day
“Of course, that’s just what she does!”
Josée by Iworkforpizzatbh May 2, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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