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A "Joshy C", is a person, usually a teenage boy, who tends to be pansexual, have an incredibly abnormal facial complexity, misogynistic, likes being pegged, looks like a swollen toad, often dons a 'Santa hat' and proclaims that he is in fact "Christmas josh". A Joshy C is not someone who you should engage in conversation with, as he has never had an original thing to say or anything notable for that matter, common conversational points he brings up are how he "wishes he was getting pegged right now" and "remember that time i saved the roblox Pansexual flag from being burnt down, heh im such a sigma". A Joshy C can often be identified by the unquantifiable amount of smegma leaking from his chapped foreskin, he tends to leave what some may call, a 'smeg trail', if you see a smeg trail please turn the other way as talking to or discovering a Joshy C is not ideal. A Joshy C tends to reside in his smeg encrusted cave high up in the mendip hills, at night one can hear him bellow from attop his perch "OHHH PEG ME PLEASE" followed by a devilish cackle. Joshy Cs are not to br taken lightly, if you know of a Joshy C then attempt to cut ties as being connected to one is a bad look and you'll probably be labelled as a 'Joshy C pegger', or his 'suck slave'.
Uh oh, here comes that 'Joshy C', heh, what a faggo.
Joshy C by smeggalot December 21, 2023
Is a super big bitch and pussy and will suck dick for a dollar. Also known as "HOE".
"You're such a Josh C, (HOE)."
Josh C by Kinky Lolita August 22, 2016

joshy cocky 

When a guy named Josh performs oral sex on an unsuspecting teddy bear.
Michael: Hey bro you ever did a joshy cocky?

Josh: Not yet bro, but trust me I will
joshy cocky by wphifor April 20, 2022
Like to post stupid shit on Facebook because he thinks it’s cool. But instead it just pisses everyone off because he disrespects his fiancé.
Wow you pulled a Josh C. on your Facebook page! if I was your fiancé I’d dump your ass!
Josh C. by smashley19 May 12, 2020

joshy collins

another meaning for the sexiest man / woman alive

synonym for pegging
“get your phat ass over here i wanna give you a good hard joshy collins”

“you’re my best friend, the love of my life and joshy collins… will you marry me?”
joshy collins by izzyjackswag February 4, 2024

joshy collins

another meaning for the sexiest man / woman alive

synonym for pegging
“get your phat ass over here i wanna give you a good hard joshy collins”

“you’re my best friend, the love of my life and joshy collins… will you marry me?”
joshy collins by izzyjackswag February 4, 2024

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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