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A person (typically male) with very little self-control, who lashes out in crazy ways. Joshoons are frequent receivers of restraining orders and Cease and Desists. And are a hindrance to any woman who breaks up with them, all waitstaff, and everybody in a Facebook comments section
“Dude, did you hear those crazy tapes of Mel Gibson losing it on his ex-wife?”

“Yeah, man, he’s a total joshoon.”
Joshoon by Jeremy Burr August 25, 2025
Words you can keep
A young boss nigga could take your bitch anytime,loves hustling too.
Damn nigga is such a Joshon
Joshon by Thatnigga2110 September 17, 2018
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Joshton is a stud. You will never meet anyone else like him, he lives with all his heart and is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. If you ever find a joshton keep him never let him go, if you ever date a joshton marry him because you will never find anyone else like him out there. Consider yourself very lucky
I’m so in love with JOSHTON
joshton by Haisnebdjd June 12, 2018
If you see a Joshonna you better run
Joshonna:hi
You:awwwwww
Joshonna by Pepep suck two February 2, 2020
Joshonna is a loser
Joshonna is a fucking loser
Joshonna by Pepep suck two February 2, 2020
joshon is gay
joshon by daddylongmeat1 April 6, 2017
A guy named Josh with a Jamaican accent
Or someone who is very quiet
"My name is Joshmon mon!"
Joshmon by NikolusMathers June 29, 2013
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