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When you got that nickname Josh and you got that dick, it's only natural that you make those word-plays on a johnson. You are just too cool for school when you talk about that joshson and how all the chicks want to sit on it. Everyone tries to be you, but they don't have what it takes.
Just smoking a blunt and jammin' out with the joshson out.
joshson by Noodlaye September 26, 2018
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A young boss nigga could take your bitch anytime,loves hustling too.
Damn nigga is such a Joshon
Joshon by Thatnigga2110 September 17, 2018
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sopha jonhson 

A person who asks you to do her reading plus.
Also can beat Thanos with 10% of her power
WOAH THANOS DIED
SKSKSKSK THATS CUZ SISTER SOPHA JONHSON KILLED HIM SIS
TEA
YES QUEEN
sopha jonhson by Zoom sis March 18, 2019
A sweet and beautiful young woman who is very sweet at first but is crazy when you get to know her.

Zodiac; Cancer
Bean: wanna go skydive?!
Peanut butter: You sure are a Johsonie...
Joshton is a stud. You will never meet anyone else like him, he lives with all his heart and is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. If you ever find a joshton keep him never let him go, if you ever date a joshton marry him because you will never find anyone else like him out there. Consider yourself very lucky
I’m so in love with JOSHTON
joshton by Haisnebdjd June 12, 2018
If you see a Joshonna you better run
Joshonna:hi
You:awwwwww
Joshonna by Pepep suck two February 2, 2020
Another way of spelling Johnson for people who can’t spell.
Someone that will be forever lonely but has many great friends that will help them along the way.
1: Have you heard of Johson?
2: Oh him. He’s that loner over there right?
1: Yup, thats him !
Johson by s0mEONe. July 21, 2018
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