joshson

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When you got that nickname Josh and you got that dick, it's only natural that you make those word-plays on a johnson. You are just too cool for school when you talk about that joshson and how all the chicks want to sit on it. Everyone tries to be you, but they don't have what it takes.

Just smoking a blunt and jammin' out with the joshson out.

joshson by Noodlaye September 26, 2018

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Joshon

A young boss nigga could take your bitch anytime,loves hustling too.

Damn nigga is such a Joshon

Joshon by Thatnigga2110 September 17, 2018

Related Words

joshson • Josh Song • joshon • Joshonna • joshton • Johson • johsonie • joshason • joshdonuts • Joshmon

sopha jonhson

A person who asks you to do her reading plus.
Also can beat Thanos with 10% of her power

WOAH THANOS DIED
SKSKSKSK THATS CUZ SISTER SOPHA JONHSON KILLED HIM SIS
TEA
YES QUEEN

sopha jonhson by Zoom sis March 18, 2019

johsonie

A sweet and beautiful young woman who is very sweet at first but is crazy when you get to know her.

Zodiac; Cancer

Bean: wanna go skydive?!
Peanut butter: You sure are a Johsonie...

johsonie by What Does Johsonie Mean? June 2, 2018

joshton

Joshton is a stud. You will never meet anyone else like him, he lives with all his heart and is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. If you ever find a joshton keep him never let him go, if you ever date a joshton marry him because you will never find anyone else like him out there. Consider yourself very lucky

I’m so in love with JOSHTON

joshton by Haisnebdjd June 12, 2018

Joshonna

If you see a Joshonna you better run

Joshonna:hi
You:awwwwww

Joshonna by Pepep suck two February 2, 2020

Johson

Another way of spelling Johnson for people who can’t spell.
Someone that will be forever lonely but has many great friends that will help them along the way.

1: Have you heard of Johson?
2: Oh him. He’s that loner over there right?
1: Yup, thats him !

Johson by s0mEONe. July 21, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026