Josephre

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The best form of the Joseph. The most amazing Joe anyone on earth will ever meet. Makes women weak in the knees and guys wish they could be a Josephre. He is also a direct descendant of two US presidents.

Girl 1. wow look at that Joseph
Girl 2. that is one mighty fine Joey
Girl 1. he's definately a Josephre!
Guy. man i wish i could be a Josephre :(

Josephre by Anna Nicole Valerie April 4, 2008

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josephene

hot bitch who has a short height but a long personality if u know what i’m sayin;) if you think she’s out of your league, you’re correct (unless you’re matthew gray gubler). if you have to ask her your favorite color, you’re never gonna be her friend. she is sexy and smart and her dark academia aesthetic will satisfy all your hot school fantasies. you can dream but you can’t touch. pay to get her nails done and MAYBE she might acknowledge you, but buy her a book and you have a pretty good chance at conversation with her!! but don’t think she’s mean, it’s actually just you feeling bad because it’s actually just you feeling bad about yourself.

“who’s that hot girl in the green sweater?”

“oh! that’s josephene.”

josephene by matthewgraygubler’shoe September 27, 2020

Related Words

Josephre • joseph rezk • josephlee • josephsexual • Josephed • josephene • josephie • Jesus Mary and Josephed • Joseph dean • Joseph Desaulniers

josephsexual

When you are deepley fucking in love with josheph morgan and would legit let him spit on you

-i heard you changed your sexuality

-yes im now a josephsexual

josephsexual by Mybabies February 8, 2021

josephlee

This kid that gives you a heart full of butterflies he can make any girl happy. Y’all should cop yourself a boyfriend like josephlee

Damn I wish my boyfriend was josephlee

josephlee by Yeetyouthaught May 4, 2019

Jesus Mary and Josephed

To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.

Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.

Jesus Mary and Josephed by Nikki Hollie Yasmir January 12, 2008

josephie

A very handsome person, smart and a very loyal friend and also a partner.
Critically thinks in terms of solving problems, good at making people laugh and lastly very kusog mo dagkot!😊

Josephie is a good looking guy

josephie by Cfing August 18, 2021

Josephed

When a guy named Joseph breaks your heart

Joseph just dumped me after proposing last night. I have been Josephed, and my heart is shattered

Josephed by LazyyyRider May 17, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026