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Joseph M 

I fell in love with you in gr7

You were always nice to everyone and respectful for teachers, that time, the time we made eye contact as I walk by… it was one of best moment in my life I could never forget that moment… and the day it was pouring outside, you were chasing your friend in class running around and then you slowly walked past hands on my desk. The way you look at people joseph… I can never forget you I hope at least you didn’t had bad feelings for me, that would be embarrassing… your really nice guy and u look good w ur glasses:)

-E:))-
Joseph M u look like rat
Joseph M by Writing about my crushes February 15, 2022
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Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving 

British people fucking.
Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

joseph morgan 

The most perfect human being with the most perfect face and British accent you can imagine. Makes people fall in love with his bad side because he is an awesome actor. His followers call themselves JoMoholics and refuse to pair him with anyone but Candice Accola. Follow him on Twitter because he's worth it @JosephMorgan
'Who is that man that play Niklaus Mikaelson on The Originals?'

'Oh, that's Joseph Morgan'
joseph morgan by Maya_Morgasm December 31, 2013

villa joseph marie 

private school in holland pa hottest girls who are down for anything know how to have a good time very hard school but they make the guys very hard
thise girls from villa joseph marie know how to have a good time
villa joseph marie by bigbootyem October 5, 2017

Joseph Muscat 

Joseph Muscat is Malta's most corrupt man, who won the award for corruption in 2019. Corruption, destruction of the natural environment, Labour Party cronyism, car bombings and government-sanctioned assasinations of government critics all happened under his watch.
Booted out of office after being exposed in massive corruption scandals, as well as in the killing of a Labour Party critic.
Worshiped like a god by the ignorant laburist
Still free, as he is being protected by his puppet & lawyer, Robert Abela, who is a pathetic excuse of a prime minister.
Foxx il-Lejber u foxx dak il-liba Joseph Muscat.
Joseph Muscat by explorer59 August 8, 2020

Joseph McCulloch

A strange, usually traveling individual. Prone to upset and a fan of the female anatomy: See Robert.
Damn, that guy over there sure pulled a Joseph McCulloch.
Joseph McCulloch by Yobuddykekeke February 28, 2009

Joseph Mama 

Boss - I need a telephone number for Joseph Mama.
Secretary - Just a moment......Hey! Wait a second.
Boss - HA HA HA
Secretary - You got me! (You dumb son of a bitch)
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