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Joshing it 

When you're playing Table soccer on Plato and either you or a guy named Josh keeps passing it and never let's you have a turn
Christian: shit I missed
Josh: ight cool time for a no turn goal
Gabe: JOSH QUIT JOSHING IT
Josh: *Scores*
Joshing it by ParryBEN March 19, 2019
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JOSHING IT 

Bobbing on a cock like a fishing bobber. minus the line tied to the ass. Also refers to giving it to or taking it in the ass from a man or from a man named josh. If youre joshing it yo might as well go 69 with your nextdoor neighboor because youll get the same amount of sexual shit diseases. SKUNK ASS
Damnit how come we dont have an xbox?
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.
JOSHING IT by michael gohan December 27, 2006

joshing it 

The last ashy hit in the fuckin bowl man! That shit HURTS
"Who wants to josh it?"
I'm down for joshing it.
joshing it by JoshHitter3000 December 12, 2018

Joshing it 

Joshing it is when someone decides it would be a good idea to jerk off in someone else's closet.

The purest form of "Joshing it" is when you "Jerk it" to furry fox girl hentai in said closet.
"hey everyone, this guy is 'JOSHING IT' in there"
Joshing it by Casual Water March 14, 2025
A. The act of messing around, especially in financial subject.

B. The act of being hopelessly single and unable to talk members of your preferred sex, usually pertaining to men in finance
A. He's been scrolling on the Bloomberg terminal news for an hour. He's totally Josing it.

B. This guy has a 100 coffee chat to date ratio. He's Josing it right now.
Josing It by Fiinance April 22, 2026
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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