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Nickname for the drug Methyl-amphetamine aka ICE or crack.
Used as a code for ice users to refer to the drug and to use in public so they can speak between them or in the presence of other people and it be undetected because Jorgus is unknown to most.
>>person 1<< yo you got any jorgus??

>>person 2<< not really bro, only a little bit of jorgus left :/
Jorgus by spitfirzuuu_aus May 28, 2021
Related Words
jorgus • jorgis • Jorgasm • Jergush • Jargus Prob • Jeorgus • Jergus • jerguš • joegus • Jogus
Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.
Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"
Jongus by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

Jorgasmic 

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.
WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!
Jorgasmic by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011
Always broke n eatin ass
Damn im feelin like Jerguš
jerguš by anonymny krestan January 15, 2018
A Jogus is someone who wants the worst for you in life for no apparent reason.
*woman walks away*

"I hope she dies a horrible death"

"Why do you have to be such a Jogus?"
Jogus by Muddy Mage November 15, 2022
When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"
"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"
Jorgasm by Foxykubs May 7, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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