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Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
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Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.
Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"
Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia 

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena
joana ceddia by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny and can make you laugh at moments you do not expect, very attractive that if you come across her you will be awestruck and fall quickly for her. She's amazing in every sense of the word, from her beauty to her personality and she is someone that cares for you more than you could ever imagine. She may be really hurting on the inside but she will always find ways to hide it out and has a resilient character which makes the people around her feel like she can hold the earth up. Joanna is very mysterious and may seem to have trust issues but once she feels like it's safe around you will discover a full-sized heart shining in her eyes. Be aware, she is not the girl you can cross!
To spend time with Joanna will leave you with butterflies in your stomach.

Person: I do not feel okay!

Joanna: Open the door, I'm here!

- I met a girl named Joanna
- Nice, did you got her attention?
- Nah! she's smart af.
Joanna by Xiavierluther08 October 19, 2021
Hm...Joana is a wonderful and amazing girl shes a bad ass tho talk shit get hit.Joana is short but she can fuck any guy or girl up.Shes a very seriouse person tho.Joana her smile is heart warming and so is her laugh but she dislikes anything that relates to that.Her eyes glare like a little star in the night.Every guys must appreciate her tho she comes in once and never twice.But Joana is always right about things shes the best advice giver.Joana is the best she is loyal,happy,cheerful and the best loving and caring. GET YOURSELF A JOANA
Hm...Joana is a wonderful and amazing girl shes a bad ass tho talk shit get hit.Joana is short but she can fuck any guy or girl up.Shes a very seriouse person tho.Joana her smile is heart warming and so is her laugh but she dislikes anything that relates to that.Her eyes glare like a little star in the night.Every guys must appreciate her tho she comes in once and never twice.But Joana is always right about things shes the best advice giver.Joana is the best she is loyal,happy,cheerful and the best loving and caring. GET YOURSELF A JOANA
Joana by ohlaalaa67262 January 6, 2018
Joana is a beautiful girl most likely with dark brown eyes and hair. DO NOT MESS WITH JOANA.She is ready for battle she’s not afraid.Joana will do anything for her friends and family.She can be shy at first and hesitant but longer you know her the more she will warm up
Person: Hey Joana!

Joana:Wasssss up
Joana by Wasguccimybros5 September 27, 2018
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