Jonan

Jonan is very sexy. That is all he has to offer.

OMG! It’s jonan 😍.

by jonan ofc November 23, 2021

Jonan

Jonan is a damn guy who likes to pee a lot and has large testicles.

You’re such a jonan!

by JONANGGS March 7, 2023

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

by JennOfArk August 14, 2008